Crazy Little Thing- Tracy Brogan

This adorable, fun book is by a relatively new author who seems to alternate between contemporary light reading (such as this) and historical bodice rippers. Sadie is reluctantly talked into spending the summer by Lake Michigan with her eccentric aunt and two adult cousins to recuperate from a nasty divorce. Instead of relaxing with her 2 young children for the summer she ends up falling for the visiting doctor next door; discovering and unexpected career; annoying her ex husband into a custody fight; and (possibly the worst) realising she’s beginning to turn into her mother. Sadie is tightly wound; compulsively tidying for fun until her interior designer cousin suggests she “use that personality disorder… for good instead of evil” and join his small business as a professional organiser.

Kooks for your Kindle?– The characters really make this book, the star being Aunt Dody, whose malaproprism for her doctor (“vaginacologist”) should become an officially recognised word in my opinion. Dody’s sons are unusual, although I can’t help thinking if you name a son Fontaine (even as a middle names), there’s a certain inevitability to his becoming an interior designer. Sadie herself is a mixture of sensible, cautious, and hilariously disastrous when drunk.

The Bella-Swan-Pathetically-Self-Sacrificing-Factor– Sadie is a little defeatist at the beginning of the story, briefly refusing to believe any man would want her again, but to be fair, her ex husband was a total tool. Her lovable children and her aunt’s family bolster her confidence, something that never happened with her husband and her mother. It takes a while to stop expecting the same mental beatings.

Painting a picture for your paperback?– With the theme of divorce and becoming closer to distant family because immediate family have let them down, there are a few parallels with Watch Over Me, also in the warmth, but that’s where the similarity ends. This is a much lighter, funny book, sharply told in Sadie’s voice, and she has some great snappy lines. It’s set by Lake Michigan in the summer, and has a beachy feel to it, so if you’re feeling wintery, this is just the thing.

Nookie for your Nook?– It’s sexy but not rude, and minimal enough to pass the mother-in-law test.  However it’s more suited to the twenties to forties market.

Evaluation of your eBook?– It was read in a matter of hours (within 24 hours) and not just so that I could get another review written- I couldn’t put it down. A couple of bits in the middle veered close to Bridget Jones painfully disaster-prone territory, and one or two of the misunderstandings were a little easy to spot, but those are minor quibbles. It made me laugh out loud, and although it’s extremely light in subject and tone it was eventful, non-stop and so sweet it left me with a case of the warm and fuzzies.

Frothy Ranking: 4/5 cocktails.

Can be obtained from:

UK: Amazon for £2.49.

US: Amazon for $3.99.

Chelsea Wives- Anna-Lou Weatherley

Remember ‘Trashy novels’ and ‘Bonk-busters’? Pretend the recession never happened and get some true escapism from the Brit side of the pond. Meet three women of very different origins, the rich and spoiled of London’s Chelsea. Imogen was a successful model before her rich husband put her in a gilded cage for fifteen years. Lady Yasmin appears to be your typical surgically enhanced, social-climbing young trophy wife to her crusty old Lord- but who is she really? Finally, Calvary was born into this life, but can she retain her position and find happiness with a younger man if she finally divorces her serial-philandering husband? These three become unlikely allies when they realise they can all get what they want: If they have the guts and luck to pull off a spectacular heist.

Kooks for your Kindle?-For such an unashamedly frothy book the main characters are surprisingly only a little over-the-top; even the seemingly ‘gold-digging-bimbo’ has an agenda of an entirely unexpected nature. Some of the supporting players are suitably wacky.

The Bella-Swan-Pathetically-Self-Sacrificing-Factor– All three ladies have suffered in the past at the hands of their husbands, but this is the story of them taking matters into their own hands and breaking the rules to get what’s due. Who doesn’t love a good revenge story? In that respect there are shades of The First Wives Club, but it’s not derivative of that.

Painting a picture for your paperback?– The world of the overprivileged is explored, namely expensive shopping on the King’s Road, dining, traveling, parties, yachts, name-dropping, and some extremely outlandish behaviour. It’s all good excessive fun.

Nookie for your Nook?– I believe this type of book used to be known as ‘sex and shopping’ in the good old eighties era of Judith Kranz. There’s plenty of both to keep you entertained, although be warned, a lot of the bedroom action is between unattractive rich men and plastic younger women with ulterior motives, which might put you right off your Veuve Clicquot.

Evaluation of your eBook?– If you’re not bemused by point of view switches between the three leads within the same sections, and have the imagination to suspend belief for a while, you’ll love it. It’s flashy, trashy and pure escapism, and everyone gets the ending they deserve.

Frothy Ranking: 3/5 cocktails.

Can be obtained from:

UK: Totally worth it for £1.99 at Amazon, Waterstones, and WHSmith.
US: Kobobooks for only $2.61.
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Notorious Nineteen- Janet Evanovich

This is the brand new release in the Stephanie Plum series, and as such is not a cheap offering, but if you’re a fan, maybe money’s no object. Cheaper paperback versions are due in June next year. I haven’t reviewed books 2 to 18 before jumping to this one (although I’ve read them), but thought it best to get this review done while the book’s brand new. Similar to the usual fun happenings, Stephanie’s broke, criminals need to be bounty-hunted, she exasperates her semi-serious cop/boyfriend Morelli with her risk-taking, many attempts are made on Stephanie’s life, and her cars have tragically short lifespans- as do those she borrows. This time the man on the loose is the embezzling manager of a care home for the elderly, who skipped bail while recovering from an appendectomy. Complicating matters is a lucrative side job with occasional colleague and lover Ranger, helping him guard a soon-to-be-wed couple from a crazed ex-special forces comrade.

Kooks for your Kindle?– All the old favourites are here, crackpot Granny Mazur still demonstrating where Stephanie got her nerve from, assistant Lula the retired hooker still ploughing through the junk food, and Randy the grumpy dwarf makes a reappearance. The bad guys are suitably creepy, albeit elusive, and the author does well to come up with new, varied baddies after so many episodes.

The Bella-Swan-Pathetically-Self-Sacrificing-Factor– Although Stephanie is not as skilled or smooth as Ranger, she usually has the reactions and common sense to get herself out of trouble. Ranger does his share of rescuing, thankfully, but she’s not entirely helpless. As usual she’s down on her luck financially, but muddles on without letting it get her down.

Painting a picture for your paperback?– New Jersey seems to be as much of a cesspit of criminal activity as ever (please let me know in the comments if it’s really that bad!), and the ‘Burg’ neighbourhood as much of a catholic, food, and family oriented area as ever.

Nookie for your Nook?– Evanovich still manages to string out the tension between Stephanie and her two great loves, although it now looks like one of them is considering a commitment. I can safely say i would still struggle to choose.

Evaluation of your eBook?– In grand Plum tradition, it was read in a day (OK- hours), and much enjoyed. It’s not one of the stand-outs of the series, but pretty solid. It would be nice to see Stephanie’s situation reflect her improvement as a bounty hunter; now that she’s bringing in the big guys she could be a little less broke. On the other hand she does get through an awful lot of cars… There were some minor plot points that didn’t quite add up- hard to explain without giving away the ending, but the reason for the bail-skipper disappearing from the hospital seemed odd if he had bail riding on him. Correct me if i’m wrong! On the whole, an enjoyable, fun, light read, which is what we like here.

Frothy Ranking: 3/5 cocktails.

Can be obtained from:
UK: Amazon for £9.99 kindle version now, or paperback for £6.99 when it’s released. Also at WHSmith and Waterstones for £9.99.

US: Amazon for $13.99 and Kobobooks for $17.39.
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Thursdays In The Park- Hilary Boyd

This was quite a find, and ridiculously underpriced at only 20p to the UK market.  A tale of a woman in her sixties finding true love and escaping an unhealthy marriage might not sound exciting, but it’s so well told that I devoured it in one go!  When Jeanie reaches her 60th birthday, her family are ready to pack her off to the country to retire. Her quietly domineering husband has decided that she will sell her successful small business and fails to even notice or explain the lack of intimacy in their marriage.

While caring for her granddaughter one afternoon a week Jeanie meets Ray in the park (hence the title), with his grandson.  Their friendship becomes more important as events transpire to keep them apart.

Kooks for your Kindle?– No wacky side-kicks in this tale, just real-life, unexaggerated, well portrayed characters.  Jeanie’s daughter and son-in-law also have a troubled marriage, but with different problems, and that too is subtly written.

The Bella-Swan-Pathetically-Self-Sacrificing-Factor–  Generally, when the main character in a book starts out in a bad situation, being oppressed by the bad-guy, you know they will finally snap and fight back. However, due to events beyond our heroine’s control, it does take a while and it’s a little painful to see someone so worn down by years of manipulation.

Painting a picture for your paperback?– It’s written from Jeanie’s point of view, and she clearly loves London, its neighbourhoods and parks.  The book is also a touching depiction of how a grandparent’s love for their grandchild can be as powerful as a parent’s.

Nookie for your Nook?– Luckily for Jeanie, she puts the ‘sex’ in ‘sexagenarian’, but so tastefully that this could safely be recommended to the Mother-in-law.

Evaluation of your eBook?– Tricky to categorise this one, I’ve gone with ‘Frothy with Substance’ purely because it was so cheap and readable, but the subject matter (infidelity, child abuse, mental illness) would place it more in the ‘Much more Substantial’ category.  It’s not as depressing as that might make it sound, and is a beautiful, subtle, nuanced tale of how age is no boundary to love and romance, and life does not end at 60!!

Frothy Ranking: 4/5 cocktails.

Can be obtained from:
UK: As mentioned, only 20p on Amazon, and £5.59 in paperback at Waterstones.

US: A little pricier at approximately $10.20 but still worth it, and for $11.29 at Kobobooks.

Spoiled- Jessica Morgan and Heather Cocks

It’s time we reviewed a little Y.A, and what better place to start than the debut book from the duo also known as the Fug Girls– celeb fashion critics extraordinaire, television fans, book lovers, and now authors in the young adult genre. The tale is a variation on the grand tradition of the ordinary-teen dream of discovering that their true heritage is special- done in vastly different ways including Harry Potter, The Princess Diaries, even Star Wars. Molly is a sixteen year old from darkest Indiana who learns the truth of her parentage on her mother’s deathbed- her father is movie star Brick Berlin. Once bereaved, Molly eventually goes to live with her father and new-found half sister of the same age, but the move to LA may as well have been a move to Mars for she couldn’t be more out of place. Molly’s initiation into the world of paparazzi, high fashion, showbiz, and sisterhood is swift, hilarious and (at first) brutal.

Kooks for your Kindle?-Brick is somehow lovable and narcissistic as well as delightfully un-self-aware. A one-man cautionary tale of the long term effects of La-La land, he has a childlike obliviousness to the reality around him. Brooke, his other daughter, is painfully aware of this and desperate for his attention and acts out as only Hollywood offspring can. There are some nice well rounded tertiary characters with traits defying the stereotypes.

The Bella-Swan-Pathetically-Self-Sacrificing-Factor– Molly’s hometown honey is the boy next door and she’s a little wholesomely naive- but she’s not completely unarmed.  A firm theoretical background in fashions stands her well and she has a good line in snark for facing the mean girls.

Painting a picture for your paperback?–  The authors are of the Sweet Valley High era (like myself), but the book admirably portrays its teens as modern day.  The sunny California atmosphere and the larger than life way of Hollywood living are seen through Molly’s fresh eyes.

Nookie for your Nook?– Nothing you wouldn’t want a teenager reading.

Evaluation of your eBook?– Lovers of pop-culture/showbiz gossip will love the nods to the likes of Mean Girls, Clueless, Friends and gossip mag celebs. The plot flows well, and leads on to the next book (which we’ll get to!) with one or two aspects unresolved. The authors’ strengths are their snappy dialogue, one-liners and their insider knowledge of this world. It’s most suited to today’s teens that know their Taylor Swift from their Taylor Lautner, but if you’re older than the target market- just call it a fun read and a guilty pleasure…

Frothy Ranking: 4/5 cocktails.

Can be obtained from:

UK: Not yet available as an ebook on Amazon UK, only paperback for £5.57.

US: The ebook can be found on Amazon.com for $8.99.

Bits & bobs

I’ve cracked it! After a few minor hiccups I have joined the twenty-first century and linked my reviews to Twitter.  So if you follow such things, add Frothy Reads and it’ll let you know every time a new review is posted here.

Off to recover with a cup of tea and a good book…

Watch Over Me- Daniela Sacerdoti

Eilidh has lost her unborn child and her faithless husband, but is more affected by the former. Worn down by IVF attempts and let down by the rest of her family, she chooses to escape to an aunt in a in a remote Scottish village where she has a fresh start.  Jamie, her childhood friend, is the village blacksmith-turned-artist, raising his small daughter alone.   This touching tale is about finding family and home, in any form, with a little well-intentioned assistance from beyond the grave.

Kooks for your Kindle?– No exaggerated stereotypes here, just a varied selection of real life, well written characters.  Eilidh’s own family are sadly unsupportive and tactless, bordering on cruel at times.  Fortunately most characters in her new life are both interesting and warm.

The Bella-Swan-Pathetically-Self-Sacrificing-Factor– Eilidh could be forgiven for going into a six month self-pity slump, instead she soldiers on and carves a new life for herself.  It really wouldn’t be possible to criticise a character for a little wallowing and low self esteem after being worn down for years by both an unfaithful husband and a baby tragedy.

Painting a picture for your paperback?– Most people would balk at the thought of living in the middle of nowhere with an aging population and limited shopping, but somehow the author makes it an appealing notion.  The highland village of close-knit, welcoming folk seems a lot warmer than the wintry weather present in the story.

Nookie for your Nook?– Nothing salacious, could be recommended to the Mother-in-law.

Evaluation of your eBook?– Tricky to categorise this one, falling somewhere between ‘Frothy with substance’ and ‘Much more substantial’ on the scale. Slightly too serious for the former, and too easily consumed for the other! The minor ghostly elements fit well with an otherwise real-world story and help with the narrative.  A magical, heartwarming tale of healing after heartbreak.  An absolute bargain too!

Frothy Ranking: 4/5 cocktails.

Can be obtained from:
UK:
Amazon for only 85p and WHSmith for 98p.
US:
Amazon for only 99c$1.44 from eBook, Kobo for $1.44
Canada:
Kobo for $1.44

Ms America And The Offing On Oahu- Diana Dempsey

A beauty queen’s quest to be appreciated for her brains as well as her looks. Happy Pennington has just been crowned Ms America- but possibly only because the favourite was murdered during the final. With this making her a suspect, Happy takes matters into her own hands to clear her name.

Kooks for your Kindle?– The usual selection of supporting characters, including a typically adorable Ms Congeniality and a slightly batty mother, not too over the top.

The Bella-Swan-Pathetically-Self-Sacrificing-Factor– Phew, not a whiff of it here; Happy is on a mission to prove how resourceful and clever she is. Unfazed by danger, she doggedly sets out to clear her name and subvert the stereotype of the dumb beauty queen, while respecting the hard work she and her colleagues put into pageanting.

Painting a picture for your paperback?– It’s doubtful that anybody needs any encouragement to go to Hawaii, but you are guaranteed to feel the urge to sip a well decorated cocktail at sunset having read this book. The setting is mostly at the plush hotel, with some eventful excursions. The author has a lovely way with words, of course that’s what we take for granted in an author, but Dempsey has a singular way of conveying the intelligence behind the pretty exterior of the lead character.

Nookie for your Nook?– This being a pageant for married women, our heroine has her husband along, but most of the time he is stashed out of the way in another hotel and largely forgotten. Fortunately he seems extremely understanding.

Evaluation of your eBook?-. A character with potential (a sequel is already out there), with echoes of the Miss Congeniality movie. There are shades of Stephanie Plum in her amateur, plucky efforts at crime solving, but different enough to set it apart. It reduced speed at one small point in the middle, but still skipped along well for a medium size read. Best devoured on a beach, because it WILL invoke the urge for the aforementioned cocktail.

Frothy Ranking: 4/5 cocktails.

UK: A bargain 77p on Amazon UK, and 98p from WHSmith.

US: 99c from Amazon or 99c from Kobobooks US and Kobo Canada.

Three Wishes- Stephanie Bond

I found this author while searching for cheap eBooks, and uncovered a goldmine by a very prolific lady. Ladden the antiques dealer acquires a mysterious carpet along with a lamp. Not long after this a strange man seems to make things happen for Ladden and his favourite customer Jasmine. Unfortunately Jasmine is already involved with a prominent local figure up for re-election. Three Wishes is one of her shorter books and has a light-hearted supernatural element, which together give the impression of a vacation read. A little suspension of belief never did anyone any harm and it’s a sweet story.

Nookie for your Nook?– Yes, it’s fair to say your sunglasses will steam up by the end of the book.

Kooks for your Kindle?– Other than the two leads and the crack-pot bestower of the titular wishes, there are few other characters, but all with their part to play.

The Bella-Swan-Pathetically-Self-Sacrificing-Factor– The male and female leads share the book equally, and while our heroine Jasmine is a little bit timid and similar to the leading lady in Almost a Family, her male counterpart has more to do and is more thoroughly depicted.

Painting a picture for your paperback?– The main theme explored is family, he has a large close one and she has none.

Evaluation of your eBook?– Places firmly at the frothy end of the scale, not overly memorable, but a pleasant, fun read. Short and sweet! Recommended for summer holidays.

Frothy Ranking: 3/5 cocktails.

Only 77p on Amazon UK, or 99c at Amazon US.

One For The Money- Janet Evanovich

An oldie but goodie. Ironically I didn’t read any of hers for the longest time because I found the covers a little too frothy, but this proved to be well worth a read! Stephanie Plum has lost her job as a lingerie buyer and is in dire financial straits. However family connections and a little harmless blackmail land her a job as a bounty hunter, where she soon finds that her first potential catch is an old flame. Who she hasn’t spoken to since she intentionally ran him over and broke his leg. It’s essentially a crime/mystery story, and the narrative occasionally has the punchy feel of a 70s detective novel, but it’s undoubtedly aimed at women.

Nookie for your Nook?– Not too steamy at all, but it’s foreshadowed for future books.

Kooks for your Kindle?– Most of the characters are larger than life, some hugely so (Granny Mazur!). They would seem over the top in real life, but they work well here and there is a large variety.

The Bella-Swan-Pitifully-Self-Sacrificing-Factor– Pleasantly absent here, the heroine is strong, resourceful, brave and optimistic. Even in desperate situations she is able to pick herself up and make the best of it, without being annoyingly chirpy. While Stephanie does require some rescuing when she first begins, she relies on the men less as she progresses and soon finds her calling.

Painting a picture for your paperback?– A vivid image of New Jersey is skillfully conveyed, by someone who clearly loves the area despite its industrial, polluted environment.

Evaluation of your eBook?– It’s classed as absolute froth here, certainly well written and unputdownable froth. A thoroughly enjoyable easy read and quite short. We already know it’s the beginning of a series, the crime story is wrapped up within this book, but the personal stories promise to roll along. I’ll get to the sequels soon!

Frothy Ranking: 5/5 cocktails.

UK: Ebook available at WHSmith for £5.39. Currently not available in Kindle form at Amazon (only hard copies), also at Waterstones on paperback for £5.59

US: For $8.99 at both Amazon.com and eBooks.com.  Also Kobobooks US or Kobo Canada for $17.39.